Kitty Carrera and Sofie Reyez are besties. When Sofie comes over to visit, she finds herself locking eyes in the kitchen with Mr. Carrera, Kitty's dad. When Mr. Reyes, her dad, shows up, Mr. Carrera explains that their daughters are both still virgins, miraculously enough. He knows that cannot last, and he thinks the darlings will be better off if their first time is with them, instead of some teenage idiots. The darlings may be virgins, but they sure do seem to know their way around a good set of cock and balls.